Walken on the White House Side

Christopher Walken, "The King of New York," declared his intention to run for President in '08 on August 9th at the swanky Waldorf Astoria hotel in NYC . There's only one problem, Walken was unaware he was pursuing the White House according to The Washington Times.

How bad is the state of democracy in this country that I was genuinely excited about a Walken run for the presidency?

Can't you just hear it: "Gen-tle-men, we...have...a crisis...in this country...and I'm...the man...to turn...this country...around. Vote for...me...Chris Walken...in...2008."

Come'on Chris, give it a shot, you were so convincing as the Secretary of the Treasury in Wedding Crashers.