Damn This White Skin

Are you just so damn tired of your privileged, middle-class, white ass? Does a stable home life make you look like the Beav to your cooler classmates? Do you want to break all grammatical rules without really knowing it? Are you looking to become "down," just like your pseudo-peeps you watch on MTV?

Well, Mark Harris of PopMatters.com has the answer for you. In 10 short steps, he'll show "how you, too, can undermine an entire ethnicity, Tinsel Town style."

Chex its out, it HOT!